Has he ever told you he was a butcher?!! Not the usual path to being an accountant. He overuses his small repertoire of jokes & quotes - see if you can understand them!
Zoe is a Yorkshire lass who bell rings and organises the village soirees. Refreshments are supplied by her own brewery; what else would you expect from an accountant?
Pam is terrified of planes and mice (pilot son hasn’t helped) but that doesn’t stop her flying to the Irish shed where the mice keep house.
Fran jumped out of a plane while in Australia for 5 weeks - that's fair dinkum! She's always asking to light the barbie in the arvo.
Outside of work Alex loves to travel. He has swum on the great barrier reef, walked the Inca Trail and ziplined off the Great Wall of China, to name a few of his experiences to date. He has chalked up a beer in 30 capital cities around the world so far. He only has 166 to go!
Alice the twitcher used to forge sick notes for PE but is now an obsessive runner. Alice don’t look into the trees or you might trip up!
If you're ever in doubt Caroline is our happy to help Nellie the elephant who never forgets. Likes a caramel latte preferably with cake!
Charlotte is the real life Disney "Tangled" princess with her own horse, Lady Pouchegore and her Prince Charming. She tackles clients accounts like her own Kingdom issues - responsibly and fairly.
Christian has gone from impoverished student to owner of a status symbol car in the blink of an eye. He signed the contract before he had even received his first pay cheque.
Christie is the youngster in the team. She looks like a model and the office is a great place to practise the catwalk! Just as long as it is only practising; we need her to get those accountancy exams first!
Clare makes a show stopping chocolate brownie and always wins the mums race at school - just a tad competitive. She is a keen rugby supporter and knows all the songs!
Eleanor says she sometimes feels quite intelligent but then sometimes she has to sing the ABC's in her head to remember which letter comes next!
Emma runs everywhere; never walks. We don’t know why she is always 5 minutes late!
James is our very own 'Chris Froome' - mad on cycling. How we laugh at his tan lines after he has been out on this bike all weekend!
Jan has always "gorra lorra work" on! She has been the office matriarch for 13 years but has always been in her mid forties!
Little Miss Sunshine Jo is our marathon runner, recently having moved into a village she is enjoying village gossip and running new trails.
Julie is our resident thespian appearing in all manner of productions from Calendar girls to Cinderella. She also owns a watch to match her every outfit!
Justine loves God's creatures, if not too big (or small) and getting away from the madding crowd to absorb natural environments (especially if there is a local tipple involved).
Kath once worked for IKEA. She loves dancing, partying and vodka - just don't put the furniture together after too much vodka!
Kim has recently purchased a Vespa and a Chug (dog). She plans to travel the country on her new scooter with the tiny dog in a special sling.
The Master baker, bakes cakes and breads to perfection - she has never had a soggy bottom.
Laura's standards for a cuppa are so high not even she can achieve them.
Louise our Sporty Spice - loves cycling, running and swimming. She also likes frothy coffee.
Lucy has been accounting for 8 years and during that time became a mum. The baby brain set in well before then as she thought America was in Europe -stick to the number crunching Lucy.
Cat lady Lynsey now has a little boy to look after too. She still manages to keep her nails looking just so!
Melissa is a zumbaholic. Hooting & hollering, shaking and shimmying; roll on the Christmas party!
Naomi enjoys organising children's fund raiser events and also prefers to be called Nay. She would be perfect for the horse in the children's Christmas panto!
Natasha is a country bumpkin who likes outdoor pursuits including clay pigeon shooting - pull!
Pippa is a keen apiarist and despite a recently bad sting, she hasn't stopped getting a buzz from her bees.
We wonder why Sam eats so many Jaffa cakes. He says it is essential research; does the VAT man know the difference between a cake and a biscuit?!
Sammie is still a teenager but not for much longer. She will have to kick those teenage habits of mad spontaneous excursions and spending sprees when she hits 20. We wait for her tales of silly antics every Monday.
Trina is the crazy chicken lady who never stops laughing. She loves yoga but is mindful that even after a few glasses of wine some poses are still impossible.
Wendy is learning to speak Italian and to sail in Croatia - is May Day the same in every language?
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